May 21st, 2011 … It’s Rapture Time Sinners [VIDEO]

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Ya'll Gonna Burn In Hell ... Me? Well I'm Goin' To Heaven Because I Am Nostradamus Jr.

Well as most of the world knows, tomorrow is the second coming of Christ, The Rapture, Judgement Day. Well … according to Harold Camping. Ya’ll ready? Better get repenting real quick like because only about 7% of us (dead or alive) are going to get floated up to Heaven tomorrow. The other 93% of us are gonna live in “hell on earth” for another six months or so. Sounds fun. If I were a bettin’ man, and I am, I’d bet that the Van Full Of Candy flies through the air tomorrow with flying colors.

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7 thoughts on “May 21st, 2011 … It’s Rapture Time Sinners [VIDEO]”

    The Good Greatsby said:
    May 23, 2011 at 9:27 am

    I’m still here, too. I got all dressed up, but the Rapture people never called.

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      Van Full of Candy responded:
      May 23, 2011 at 2:25 pm

      There was supposedly some sort of scheduling conflict with the Holy One and Harold Camping. Harold apparently had a deadline on Monday, needed an excuse to get back to work and blamed all the confusion on his Texas Instruments calculator.

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    This Time For Realzies: Judgement Day, Part 2: The Judgementing | Van Full of Candy said:
    July 6, 2014 at 11:12 pm

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