Hot Chicks & Hearses … Let’s Be Friends !! (Pics Galore)

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But the right picture is worth about 5 mins alone in the bathroom without saying ANY comprehensible words. If you don’t know what I mean by this, then before you continue you will need to read yesterday’s article first. If you DO know what I mean, then I guess I know what you’ll be using this blog entry for later today. Dirty!

We here at Van Full of Candy strive on a somewhat daily basis to bring you, the reader, words. Words that provoke your core thoughts, beliefs and sometimes shake your faith. Now, as good as these words can be, and that’s not saying much, sometimes we need to give our sentences some vim and vigor, and to do that we choose … pictures. Images that will move you, inspire you, titillate you in your tingly places. And those pictures are usually picked out of a Google search to portray and/or compliment the things we’re saying. Now I’m sure that most of you think that we here at VFoC spend hours upon hours of editing and labouring over our copy and then spend more hours Photoshop’ing our images to get the color balances and shadowing just right. Well … we’re sorry to give you the bad news kids, but we are WAY too lazy to do any of that, and rightfully so, it shows in our work. Laziness personified.

So you’ll have to imagine our surprise when we got the following comment on our blog titled Burn Baby, Burn! (Hitler Inferno)

Well Zachary, you are absolutely right, all pictures should be credited when used, and if anybody crops out a watermark from a pic, then that’s just a straight up dick-move. But please rest assured that we, Van Full of Candy, would never have the time nor the patience nor the skill to ever do something that technologically savvy. And to prove it, here’s the evidence. Hopefully there’s no hard feelings Zach?

Exhibit A - Super Hott Jillian
Exhibit B - Still Way Super Hott Jillian

Hopefully everyone can see that the kind of time and effort it would have taken just to make all the leaves on the ground look just right while covering up the HEARSECLUB.COM logo would have probably taken us weeks if not months to accomplish. And believe you me, we here at VFoC would never EVER want to fall into bad graces with a website that has hot, goth chics barely dressed lying on and/or in hearses. BELIEVE ME !! And I guess what I’m also trying to say is we are extremely glad that you found this picture on our site and brought it to our attention because I now have a new favorite bookmark in my browser, and now we get to share this with the rest of the world, or at least the 8 people who read our blog. So I’m thinking that Van Full of Candy and Hearseclub.com should get together for a Hearse Full of Candy photo shoot featuring the two hairy men who write this blog, you know, for our fans. Oh, and all of your models are invited too, you know, so they can tell us how to pose.

So for those of you who have an interest in hearses or if you just have an interest in sexy goth girls half naked lying inside and on top of hearses then HEARSECLUB.COM is the ONLY site for you, trust me, I’ve done my research. And for those of you who are too lazy to actually go to the website because maybe you have one available hand at the moment, here’s a few of our fave’s. This was very tedious research.

It's time to bring hood ornaments back !!
The best way to keep a hearse from tipping over !!
I hear Death a'knockin' and I'm rushing to the door !!
My, what a big engine you have !!
Nice trunks !!
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One thought on “Hot Chicks & Hearses … Let’s Be Friends !! (Pics Galore)

    zacharybyronhelm said:
    September 16, 2011 at 1:36 am

    I keep bringing this page up in a sincere attempt to leave a comment and I keep forgetting about it when my computer crashes from having a thousand browser windows open dammit!

    At any rate, thanks for the great write up guys, it’s appreciated and I will let you know on that Van Full of Candy/Hearse Girls shoot, you might have to come out to Colorado for that though, these things don’t get great gas mileage!

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