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		<title>Your iPad is Today&#8217;s Genie In a Magic Lamp &#8211; Now Make a Wish</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear the one about the Canadian who walks into America showing the border patrol guard a digital picture of his passport, which was scanned into his iPad? Well folks, there&#8217;s no punchline to this joke eh, because it&#8217;s the freaking damn truth eh !! Yeah, some maple-leaf lover sashayed his way into the good ol&#8217; U.S [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3396&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Joining the Non-Lethal Arms Race! (Warning: Potential Arm Damage)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The internet: you can find anything here, from cats wearing things to cats falling from things or even the grammatically poor ways we imagine cats are expressing their feelings for and about things. But in the approximately nine percent of the internet that ISN&#8217;T specifically devoted to feline adorableness, there are some other interesting things that pop up, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3382&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">&#34;Oh! Your freedom filled my pants!&#34;</media:title>
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		<title>Top 5 New Year&#8217;s Resolutions and Why You Suck If You Do Them</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 04:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey friends, we&#8217;d like to apologize for ignoring all of  you for so long, but sometimes the van needs to be taken to a garage and given an overhaul. So forget the apology because what we should have said was &#8230; you&#8217;re welcome &#8230; for recharging our batteries and bringing some really good shit your [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3360&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>GIANT Size Uncanny X-Apendages? Science Says: Shape Matters</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Evolution, it&#8217;s happening right now, right under our stupid little noses, which will naturally one day evolve the ability to smell color so that the blind can understand rainbows. But yesterday, Science thought it would share what it had found out about evolution happening a little farther under our noses. Around the area that I&#8217;ve [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3350&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Articles Schmarticles &#8230; Show Us The Boobs !!!</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/3342/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I think of great reading material the only true publication that jumps out at me without even giving it a second thought is Playboy. Month after month, year after year they churn out some of the  most interesting and in depth articles covering the gamut from polictics to Super Bowl MVPs, from how to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3342&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This Didn&#8217;t Happen Today in History &#8212; December 16th</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/this-didnt-happen-today-in-history-december-16th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[December 16th 1362 &#8211; King Gretch the Least Boil Covered, ruler of Low Slopshire, was propped up in the window of Pox Castle to gurgle incoherently at his dead and dying subjects for what turned out to be his final address. His feverish ramblings meandered from the subject of the appropriate waiting period after the death of a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3337&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Study Confirms Drinking Linked to Sex, Sun Linked to Daylight</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/new-study-confirms-drinking-linked-to-sex-sun-linked-to-daylight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright every body, hold on to your things which are easily ejected from your person by sudden shock from wholly unbelievable news! Socks, hats, balls and all other comically loose items secured? Alright, you can&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you. Here goes&#8230; Drinking booze, makes people want to fuck, stupidly! I know. I lost nine good [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3315&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Christ Is Coming To Town</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/12/12/santa-christ-is-coming-to-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 05:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What better way to bring in the Yuletide season with the wonderful smell of Gingerbread Lattes and White Christmas playing in the background. Storming the malls on black Friday and hopefully not trampling anyone in the process, let alone being the trample-ee. Getting all the things our family wants and eating all the things that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3308&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Party People! You Win Some, You Lose Some: Headaches vs. Mistake Babies</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/party-people-you-win-some-you-lose-some-headaches-vs-mistake-babies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week has been an uneven one for those who like to party first and deal with party related consequences eventually. We at Van Full of Candy are known to be fans of both &#8220;Party&#8221; and &#8220;Consequences&#8221;. The first is fun, the second is hilarious and the combination of the two is often hilariously fun. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3290&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Australia&#8217;s Great White Shark Is a Weak Ass Bitch</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australian scientists uncovered the eyes of a 500 million year old super predator who dominated the oceans and would be considered in today&#8217;s standards, the great white shark of noicepolyolithiorianlike times. Now you&#8217;re probably wondering what the hell just finding the eyes has any relevance to this great white Australian discovery right? Well it&#8217;s because [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3282&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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