http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com Spilling Candy In a Neighborhood Near You Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:07:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/57504277844293b2780a691218b6842c?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/10/28/the-war-on-fake-drugs-doesnt-claim-another-victim/ http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/10/28/the-war-on-fake-drugs-doesnt-claim-another-victim/#comments Sat, 29 Oct 2011 04:54:58 +0000 Van Full of Candy http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=2979 ]]> http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/10/28/the-war-on-fake-drugs-doesnt-claim-another-victim/feed/ 2 vanfullofcandy This fake drug has killed more teens than polio and sadness combined! True? It must be, I just reported it! "Riddle me this! When is a throat chute like a water pipe?" "Oh please shut up." http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/10/25/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-stupidity-on-parade/ http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/10/25/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-stupidity-on-parade/#comments Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:46:25 +0000 Van Full of Candy http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=2940 ]]> http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/10/25/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-stupidity-on-parade/feed/ 0 vanfullofcandy The Widowmaker. Hey, at least the slip seems stain free. The sign of a true professional. http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/lesbians-take-down-plane-with-heat-seeking-kissle/ http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/lesbians-take-down-plane-with-heat-seeking-kissle/#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2011 22:14:14 +0000 Van Full of Candy http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=2780 ]]> http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/lesbians-take-down-plane-with-heat-seeking-kissle/feed/ 0 vanfullofcandy And somewhere, an airport exploded. Oh for the days when a flight attendant recognized a playful pat on the ass for the compliment it was... http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/one-million-moms-hate-balls/ http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/one-million-moms-hate-balls/#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 23:43:26 +0000 Van Full of Candy http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=2742 ]]> http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/one-million-moms-hate-balls/feed/ 0 vanfullofcandy I could have chosen Amsterdam, instead I will die here. This ice cream embarrasses me. NO ONE MUST HAVE IT! http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/its-never-too-early-to-learn-that-youre-not-good-enough/ http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/its-never-too-early-to-learn-that-youre-not-good-enough/#comments Thu, 25 Aug 2011 22:33:14 +0000 Van Full of Candy http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=2547 ]]> http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/its-never-too-early-to-learn-that-youre-not-good-enough/feed/ 1 vanfullofcandy "No, silly Maggie, that dress isn't cake. No! Maggie! SOMEBODY HOLD HER DOWN!" Another of Mr. Kramer's books, apparently featuring sinister drops of piss... http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/dr-keith-ablow-is-really-angry-by-how-turned-on-he-is-by-little-girls/ http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/dr-keith-ablow-is-really-angry-by-how-turned-on-he-is-by-little-girls/#comments Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:02:29 +0000 Van Full of Candy http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=2361 ]]> http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/dr-keith-ablow-is-really-angry-by-how-turned-on-he-is-by-little-girls/feed/ 4 vanfullofcandy Am I missing the sexy part? Oh yeah, and any girl who's ever played dress up is a dirty whore. http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/07/12/its-raining-baseball-fans/ http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/07/12/its-raining-baseball-fans/#comments Tue, 12 Jul 2011 21:33:52 +0000 Van Full of Candy http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=2137 ]]> http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/07/12/its-raining-baseball-fans/feed/ 0 vanfullofcandy This is really a guy you're going to try to save from what he's about to do? Not a speck of awareness of his own mortality in his eyes.