<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Van Full of Candy &#187; Retail</title>
	<atom:link href="http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/category/retail/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com</link>
	<description>Spilling Candy In a Neighborhood Near You</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:07:27 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
<cloud domain='vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com' port='80' path='/?rsscloud=notify' registerProcedure='' protocol='http-post' />
<image>
		<url>http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/57504277844293b2780a691218b6842c?s=96&#038;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>Van Full of Candy &#187; Retail</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com</link>
	</image>
	<atom:link rel="search" type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" href="http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/osd.xml" title="Van Full of Candy" />
	<atom:link rel='hub' href='http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?pushpress=hub'/>
		<item>
		<title>Happy Memorial Day Sale &#8211; Extra 15% Off + Free Shipping !!</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/05/27/memorial-day-sale/</link>
		<comments>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/05/27/memorial-day-sale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 22:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[History]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American flag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BBQ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blue Light Special]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Budweiser]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Credit Card]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DUI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hot Dog on a Stick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Indy 500]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K-Mart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Macy's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memorial Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pottery Barn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=1746</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In honor of all those who have shopped all over this great land of freedom called America (The Mall Of), and for those who have died on the battlefields of miserably long retail lines, we salute you with an extra 10% off your entire purchase if you sign up for one of our credit cards [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=1746&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/05/27/memorial-day-sale/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/23999f48410630d7be08aaa0174ab078?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">vanfullofcandy</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/macys_memorial_day_sale.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">It&#039;s Time To Shop</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/flags-in-memorial-day.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Dead Shoppers</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/red-freight-train.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Proud American</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Heinz Tomato Ketchup : It&#8217;s Monkey Shit Bitch!!</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/heinz-tomato-ketchup/</link>
		<comments>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/heinz-tomato-ketchup/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 17:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Products]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Catsup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Glass Bottles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heinz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ketchup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paint Huffing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=1612</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[H.J. Heinz, the makers of America&#8217;s most beloved ketchup, Heinz Tomato Ketchup (not Catsup), has officially announced that they will be selling the &#8220;glass bottle&#8221; ketchup in select stores this summer. They said that they &#8220;want to bring some nostalgia to the summer barbecue season.&#8221; I know personally that I cannot wait to get ahold [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=1612&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/heinz-tomato-ketchup/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/23999f48410630d7be08aaa0174ab078?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">vanfullofcandy</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/heinz-ketchup1.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Heinz Ketchup</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/paint_huffer.jpg?w=256" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Huffer</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Van Full of Easter Candy</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/04/22/van-full-of-easter-candy/</link>
		<comments>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/04/22/van-full-of-easter-candy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 21:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[currency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Easter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[In God We Trust]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Palmer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pink flamingo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reese's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russel Stover]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weight Watchers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whitman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=1424</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Easter is traditionally celebrated for two things: a) the brutal shit kicking of Jesus Horatio Christ, culminating in his being affixed to a tree and propped up in Rome&#8217;s front yard like a pink flamingo that&#8217;s been kicked in the face for an hour. You know, for you and your stupid sins. And 2) delicious seasonal candies. [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=1424&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/04/22/van-full-of-easter-candy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/23999f48410630d7be08aaa0174ab078?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">vanfullofcandy</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/whitmans-marshmallow-carrot.jpg?w=142" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Whitman&#039;s Marshmallow Carrot</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/thing_31937994_l.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Chock full of escential vita-yums!</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/weight-watchers-chocolate.jpg?w=150" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Weight Watchers Chocolate</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/414378048_44f231614b.jpg?w=150" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">They also sell individual eggs in a uranium shipping container.</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bunny-money.jpg?w=142" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Bunny Money</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/palmer.jpg?w=145" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Please hear my prayers, for nummy treats.</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>iPad 2 Features Revealed</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/ipad-2-features-revealed/</link>
		<comments>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/ipad-2-features-revealed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Products]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Announcement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Shrinker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Etch-a-Sketch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPad 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPad 3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[La Marzocco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mashable]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retina Display]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Starbucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Jobs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=679</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Apple rumor mill is in full swing this week with rumors of the new iPad. Lucky for you, Van Full of Candy is always on the bleeding edge of technological scuttlebutt. We are forever privy to insider information and are always in the VIP sections of all computer’y thingy’s related soirees where hundreds of [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=679&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/ipad-2-features-revealed/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/23999f48410630d7be08aaa0174ab078?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">vanfullofcandy</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/ipad2-invite.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">iPad2 Invite</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/whale-eye.jpg?w=150" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">The New Retina Display</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/invisibility-mode.jpg?w=106" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Quick Porn Invisibility Mode</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/dr-shrinker.jpg?w=150" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Dr. Shrinker</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/doorstop.jpg?w=150" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Doorstop Mode</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/steve-jobs1.jpg?w=239" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Immanuel</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s a LUSH Li(f)e</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/01/26/its-a-lush-li-f-e/</link>
		<comments>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/01/26/its-a-lush-li-f-e/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 19:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Overprivileged]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Products]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bath Bomb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bath Melt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carr's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LUSH]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muzak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prosciutto]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you find wallet rape offensive, then please, change the channel right now! My olfactory system was overcome with an overabundance of fruity jungle’ness, lemongrass, vanilla and hints of relaxation. One would think that by the thickness of the aroma that I was actually marinating in a bubbling tub of potpourri right here in the [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=279&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/01/26/its-a-lush-li-f-e/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/23999f48410630d7be08aaa0174ab078?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">vanfullofcandy</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/bathbomb.jpg?w=275" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">LUSH Bath Bomb</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/shampoo.jpg?w=293" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">LUSH Shampoo</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Rappers Still Makin&#8217; That Cheddah</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/01/19/makin-that-cheddah/</link>
		<comments>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/01/19/makin-that-cheddah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retail]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/?p=196</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So as the piracy of songs increases and the millions of dollars decrease for music artists, some of them have decided to fight back. Rappers in particular. The new turf war is on, and this time instead of spittin’ lyrics, and dissin’ which coast you’re from, this war is all about what you put over [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=196&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/01/19/makin-that-cheddah/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/23999f48410630d7be08aaa0174ab078?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">vanfullofcandy</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dr-dre-beats2.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Dr. Dre &#34;Beats&#34;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ludacris-soul-headphones.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Ludacris &#34;Soul&#34;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/sleek-50-cent-headphones.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">50 Cent &#34;Sleek&#34;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ll-nurse-kicks.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">LL Cool J &#34;LL&#039;s Nurse Kicks&#34;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://vanfullofcandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ll-cool-j1.jpg?w=276" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">LL Cool J</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
