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		<title>US Army Vet Un-invites Cameron Diaz to &#8220;Fondue Fun Night&#8221;, Invites Zach Galifianakis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy crap !! When I read today that Justin Timberlake had attended the Marine Corps Ball over the weekend, I thought &#8220;Oh my GAWD, did I accidentally stand up Cameron Diaz?&#8221;. For whatever crazy reason, I forgot to put the Fondue Fun Night at The Melting Pot in my calendar, but in a fortunate scheduling [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=3102&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Not Even Melon Sex is Safe Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 17:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gone are the days of a good ‘ol fashion melon pounding thanks to this latest punishment to the people, bestowed upon us by a spiteful and vengeful god. You know, I really don’t understand how a melon STD outbreak is even possible, let alone fair. I mean, what the hell is ‘listeria’ anyway? It’s not [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=2858&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>HOLY BASTARD! It&#8217;s American Cheese Month!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 06:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love two things in this sad mockery of an existence that I do charitably call a life. One is the sound a human soul makes when a person finally realizes that none of their life&#8217;s ambiti0ns will ever be met and that their entire being has been one long string of lies to themselves [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=2810&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Priest, A Rabbi and an iPhone 5 Walk Into a Bar &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/09/01/a-priest-a-rabbi-and-an-iphone-5-walk-into-a-bar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 18:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Full of Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; the bartender says, &#8220;What&#8217;ll it be fellas?&#8221;. The iPhone says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know about these two stiffs, but I wanna tie one on and go home with a stranger.&#8221;. Ok, so WTF Apple employees? This is beginning to be some sort of alcohol induced habit. You get your prototype, you go out drinking, and [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=2588&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cancer? Cured! Recession? Cured! Common Cold? EVERYTHING Cured!!</title>
		<link>http://vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com/2011/08/01/cancer-cured-recession-cured-common-cold-everything-cured/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something miraculous came to me this weekend. It came to me in the way of divine intervention sent straight from the Creator himself as my mind was magically opened to see something that has been inconspicuously floating around our planet for about 40 years. Something that is so awe inspiring that only a worthy clairvoyant hand picked by [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=2305&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>VFoC 2011 Van Haiku Prizeocalypse!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 21:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey! Remember the Haiku contest? Oh, those were the days, we were all so young. Well, for those that don&#8217;t and don&#8217;t care enough to look through the archives to find it. We had a contest in which participants submitted their best Van themed Haiku. And after weeks of heated competition and literally ten of [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=2231&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">The grand prize winner&#039;s haul!</media:title>
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		<title>Yeah! Rub Your Pie All Up In My Face, Mmmmm !!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During a session of love-seat-lounging yesterday, something dawned on me as I watched the &#8220;news&#8221; on my thin-black-box-of-tummy-plumping&#8217;ness. I realized that a good ol&#8217; &#8220;pie in the face&#8221; has never lost its charm, AND, the most important realization, was that getting &#8220;pied&#8221; is the ultimate form of putdownery that you really can inflict on thine [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=2209&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And Ode To The Slurpee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 23:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dearest Slurpee, you’ve been my friend for many, many years And on this day, when Slurpees are free, I am always brought to tears - I drive around to dozens of 7-11’s today all within my town Getting my fix of sugar and artificial color which makes my face look like a clown - [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=2124&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>iVan Full Of Candy : The Cloud Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 00:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[iCloud]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iTunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mexico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PayPal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[With all this fancy talk about clouds and keeping your music in a cloud and files in a cloud and pudding in a cloud, we here at Van Full of Candy have decided to officially change our name to iVan Full of Candy. Yes, you heard me correctly, we are now in the goddamn holy [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=1861&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Recipes for Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 22:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[gnome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[herpes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kabob]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[orgy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pork chops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recipe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sprite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tea]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We found an ADORABLE article today from Glamour Magazine (it&#8217;s what we wrap the racin&#8217; forms in so the broad ain&#8217;t wise!) about a magical, legally binding chicken dish. You see, 26 years ago, the fashion editor at Glamour passed on this recipe to her assistant, which she herself was given by a whimsical tree [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vanfullofcandy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=18817535&#038;post=1355&#038;subd=vanfullofcandy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">You&#039;re just TOO nice.</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Me and you and her make, yum.</media:title>
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