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Your iPad is Today’s Genie In a Magic Lamp – Now Make a Wish
Did you hear the one about the Canadian who walks into America showing the border patrol guard a digital picture of his passport, which was scanned into his iPad? Well folks, there’s no punchline to this joke eh, because it’s the freaking damn truth eh !! Yeah, some maple-leaf lover sashayed his way into the good ol’ U.S […]
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We’re Joining the Non-Lethal Arms Race! (Warning: Potential Arm Damage)
The internet: you can find anything here, from cats wearing things to cats falling from things or even the grammatically poor ways we imagine cats are expressing their feelings for and about things. But in the approximately nine percent of the internet that ISN’T specifically devoted to feline adorableness, there are some other interesting things that pop up, […]
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Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions and Why You Suck If You Do Them
Hey friends, we’d like to apologize for ignoring all of you for so long, but sometimes the van needs to be taken to a garage and given an overhaul. So forget the apology because what we should have said was … you’re welcome … for recharging our batteries and bringing some really good shit your […]
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GIANT Size Uncanny X-Apendages? Science Says: Shape Matters
Evolution, it’s happening right now, right under our stupid little noses, which will naturally one day evolve the ability to smell color so that the blind can understand rainbows. But yesterday, Science thought it would share what it had found out about evolution happening a little farther under our noses. Around the area that I’ve […]
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Articles Schmarticles … Show Us The Boobs !!!
When I think of great reading material the only true publication that jumps out at me without even giving it a second thought is Playboy. Month after month, year after year they churn out some of the most interesting and in depth articles covering the gamut from polictics to Super Bowl MVPs, from how to […]
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